Winter Blues Warriors Prints

"Cheer up! Tomorrow's the solstice, and the days will be getting longer."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Trawling for Fish.

Weather today.

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

The Heating Oil Problem.

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

Frigid Cold

'How can you tell?'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

How to save on your heating bill...

Boxing Snowmen.

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

"That's the main problem with your rear wheel drive model!"

Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

Uninhabital USA.

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

Ice Sculpting Class.

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

A snowplough throwing up pets and toys

'I don't care how cold it is outside. You're not wearing the cat!'