Winning The World Cup Prints

Joachim Low

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

The Leafs win the Cup!

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

First Prize!

"What's all this?"

A woman watches football on her computer.

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.'

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

Football Planet

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'