Winning The World Cup Mugs

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

First Prize!

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

"What's all this?"

A woman watches football on her computer.

'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.'

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

Football Planet

Red Card - Gold Card.