Winning Streak T-Shirts

Dog in casino.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

First Prize!

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

Nutflix

'I take it we won the business, then?'

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

'Birdie.'

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

"It's over!"

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

'Listen, pal, Happy Hour was over ten minutes ago.'

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

Watching TV.

Champion.

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

Name stickers on car windscreen.

'I've done everything that medical science can do...now I suggest you sacrifice a goat to Nagoomba.'

Winning athlete collapsed on podium.

"You were right, Mom. The new leash has really cured her pulling problem."

Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!

Keep your remarks varied but within context...like listening to Pandora.

Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been readng written?

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

"I don't care what they do, as long as they don't mess with the thirty-two-ounce martini."

'Aren't you going to teach me how to drive while texting?'

"I didn't know you COULD finish Netflix."

'I bet the farm at roulette and won. What am I going to do now with 37 farms?'

"It's the spirit of the game that matters... We bat... we bowl... they lose."

"Check your mirrors. Signal before pulling into traffic. And watch that lead foot!"