Winning A Legal Battle Mugs

'He's been unbearable since he took the IRS to court and beat them.'

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

Wal-Mart Ruling

India Decriminalizes Homosexuality

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'Someday we'll look back on this and think, ‘Why the hell didn't we sue?' '

I Litigate Therefore I Am.

"May I treat him as a hostile lawyer?"

'Our only option is to improve quality or hire more lawyers.'

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

Time is running out for Julian Assange.

"Of course, if you get your client off in the initial trial you're throwing away the appeal fee."

'You'll make lots of money and eat a little caca... that's what attorneys do.'

'I'd like to sue my way to success.'

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

"Well, we saved this attorney. Some poacher shot him and removed his highly-prized fin."

"Your Honor, Mr. Jones is a waiter and claims he thought the $75,000 in stolen bank funds were left for a tip."

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

'Might as well get comfortable. The appeal process can take forever.'

'Yes, I have both a law and a medical degree. If you sue me for 'malpractice', I'll sue you for 'slander'.'

"As soon as I get the paperwork together I'll file an appeal. Sometimes there are just not enough hours in the day."

"I think I've lost a step with age. Instead of suing I usually just wind up counter suing."

Lawyers offices, with todays score card. - Won...Lost ...Tied

"That M'lud, is the prosecutions case."

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

'Oh, no! They've got a Swiss-army defence lawyer!'

"Henry is addicted to all of the Court programs."

'You won't be able to afford a top lawyer like me for very long. But, maybe just long enough to give your wife one heck of a scare.'

'When the going gets tough, the tough SUE.'