Winged Wildlife Wonderer Mugs

'Every once in a while a person puts more seeds in it, but where he gets it is beyond me.'

White Naped Crane

Butterfly Woman

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"Would you like some wings?"

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Bird Torture.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Monkey-artist

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Bumble Bee

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Zoo animals.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Caliologist

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

Wild Cow.

'Pull...'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"I always wanted to work with animals."

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

Hyenas as Pets

"True, it is 'organic.' It's also a dead squirrel!"

Rattlecornsnake

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

Zoo - Animals that we eat and animals that eat us.