Winged Wildlife Wonderer Mugs

'Every once in a while a person puts more seeds in it, but where he gets it is beyond me.'

White Naped Crane

Butterfly Woman

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"Would you like some wings?"

Monkey-artist

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Bird Torture.

Bumble Bee

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Zoo animals.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

Caliologist

We never roam anymore.

Wild Cow.

'Pull...'

"I always wanted to work with animals."

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Bear Signpost.

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

Hyenas as Pets

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

"True, it is 'organic.' It's also a dead squirrel!"

Rattlecornsnake