Winged Visitor Host Mugs

"Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely on him."

"How can you be out of wings?"

Butterfly Woman

"Would you like some wings?"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Bird Torture.

Bumble Bee

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

Caliologist

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."

The hummingbird's hum.

Butterfly Woman

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

"Harpy Hour."

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

'That's OK, I'm not offended: Hardly anybody knows the difference between a butterfly and a moth...'

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

Sara Sampaio

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'

"I'm pretty sure this is the way..."

Football

If you're going to flap that hard, you need to tighten the wing nuts!

Lepidopterist Heaven

'Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

'How do roosters in the land of the rising sun get any rest?'

Lead Duck With Evil Plans