Winged Catechism Devotee Prints

Bumble Bee

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Parrot

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

"Harpy Hour."

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

"Now will you knock it off with all the bird calls?"

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

'All I said was - chill out don't flap!'

The Dog Botherer.

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"

"Excuse me but you've got a bit of child's finger stuck between your teeth."

"Student witch"

"I'm just stating if a watched pot never boils, we could go finish the 5 minutes left of Handmaid's tale."

"Do you think I should get a tail job?"

"My cat is like your god. Except people don't kill in her name. You don't need to wait until you die to meet her. And she's real."

Dapper clown.

'Wh..? Hey, get hold of yourself, you've been flying ever since you were hatched!'

"Anyone can hate, Mr. Brookings, but can your gare fill a book?"

'As a professional discount, I require you to say only two hail Marys.'

"As a flu precaution, the Seven Dwarfs are confining one of their own to bed..."

"Honk if you know Jesus."

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people person.

Dowser and Beer

miley cyrus caricature

"He's Behind You!"

A sudden change of weather can cause havoc at sporting events.

Angels and Devils.

"We pelicans are elegant creatures and I fear at times you forgot that."

Jeremy Corbyn