Winemaker Prints

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"I still enjoy running my winery, but these days my real passion is the meth lab."

'I'm hoping one day I'll be discovered by the director of Riverdance.'

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

"Ah, Gavin's dreaming that he's running."

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

A Good Batch.

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'Yeah, I think it has too much tannin, too.'

"Robust, full-bodied bouquet with just a hint of bitter, mean-spirited despair."

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

'And this is our National Debt Red. It's deep, long-lasting, and we know there's going to be a lot of interest.'

Wine Barrel Leak

'Really, Bob, the Wine Fairy?'

'That's disappointing - we've only gotten 10 years out of this 'Vintage of the Century' sign.'

'How do I know we need to turn down the filtration system? - This is our cabernet sauvignon.'

'It's time to retire from the winemaking business, Maurice - Just look at your skin-to-pulp ratio.'

'Yeah, I've got the new guy working on table wines. He seems to be getting the hang of it.'

'What do you mean, you don't want to dry grapes in the sun for dessert wines, like your father? He's a big success--and only 32!'

'Have you ever crushed grapes, Mr Bigfoot?'

'If the pesticides, herbicides and fungicides keep us from selling this as wine, how about we go into the nightlight business?'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

Mmm, where does the house wine come from? It's local. (Home brew kit in the back).

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

Please do not pet the grapes.

Giant looking for Jack at top of beanstalk: 'Fe-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman ... and I'm also getting notes of nutmeg with an elderberry undertone ...'

"You could be just the man we're looking for!"

Wine: New and Old.

"Sorry we won't be able to help repair your ship; our entire planet is devoted solely to making wine. I'm sure you must be devastated."

"That's not our logo. That's the company's flowchart."

Red Wine

Please Wash Feet Before Returning To Work