Wine Tasting T-Shirts

"It's a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption."

Creation of Red Wine

"Susan, this might be just the wine talking, but I think I want to order more wine."

"This is the wine talking."

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

French Army Knife

"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do."

Creation of Wine

(I'm tasting berries with deep earth overtones and a definite hint of almond) (That would be the Cyanide.)

"And don't try to pull the old 'good wine steward, bad wine steward' routine."

"Charles, would you be my vintner?"

"Maybe I don't walk the walk or talk the talk, but if you need someone to drink the drink..."

'I don't know anything about art but I know what wines I like.'

'You drive a Japanese car, drink French wine, eat Chinese food, own an American computer, buy Canadian lumber and vacation in Mexico. How can you be AGAINST free trade?!'

'I limit myself to one glass of wine a day.'

Doctors suggest 2 glasses of wine a day has health benefits.

'I finally remembered--red with hunter, white with fisherman.'

"Not much - just flushing out my arteries."

"It's a full-bodied wine with hints of acrimony, partisanship, and moral outrage."

"What do you have in investment-grade reds?"

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"O.K., Everybody. Stand back! Let it breathe."

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

'Simple rule of thumb; if it tries to eat us, serve with red. If it runs away from us, a white.'

The Letter Of The Law/The Spirit Of The Law

'What goes better with road kill...red or white?'

"This brand has a clean balance sheet, a lively marketing plan with tasteful notes of originality, and a strong fiscal-year finish."

'Ooooo, honey. A Pinot Noir!...That could be a game changer.'

Keith Floyd.

Slight dilemma in tasting the cheese.

'What wine goes well with a limited expense account?'

"Let me interrupt your expertise with my confidence."

'...Okay...so who had the thirteen bottles of Chardonnay?'

"I'm taking a wine course but not for credit."

"This one's rubbish as well."