
"You'll have to give up the wine and the women. It's OK to sing, but only in moderation."
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"You'll have to give up the wine and the women. It's OK to sing, but only in moderation."
'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'
In the Guru District
'Have you tried our home-made wine?'
"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."
'A cheeky red?'
'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'
Wine Lady
'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'
'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'
Bacchus.
"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."
"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."
Sauvignon Bonk
'This is one of our most recent vintages!'
The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew
'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'
'I like you, you remind me of someone.'
"Go ahead. Press one for more options."
'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'
"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"
Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa
'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'
French wine
"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."
"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"
"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."
Yoga vs. Prosecco
'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'
Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.
'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'
'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'
"I think it stopped breathing."
"You have a big check because you had a big wine."
"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."
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