Wine Cooler Aficionado Prints

The Power of Advertising

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

Sauvignon Bonk

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

"I make it myself!"

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

"So the wife says to me, you need to take the dog out..." "Wine list, please."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

The wine-shop

'S'more wine?'

Catch and release dating.

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

Join me in a glass of champagne?

Cheers

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

"What are they saying this week? Are coffee, chocolate, and wine good or bad for us?"

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Champagne

Wine tasting