Wine Connoisseur With A Twist T-Shirts

Celebrate their love for wine and wit with our humorous t-shirts. Great for casual outings or cozy nights in, these shirts make lighthearted statements about the vino enthusiast.

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'... And this is my cellar.'

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"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!" mockup

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

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'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.' mockup

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

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"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

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'A cheeky red?'

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Sauvignon Bonk

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"Now I really hate poetry."

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"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay." mockup

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

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Bacchus.

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'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.' mockup

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

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'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.' mockup

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

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'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.' mockup

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

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"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!" mockup

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

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'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.' mockup

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

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"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!" mockup

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

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Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies. mockup

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

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Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?' mockup

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

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'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.' mockup

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

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'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?' mockup

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

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"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?" mockup

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

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"I find that hugely offensive!"

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'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.' mockup

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

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'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.' mockup

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

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'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.' mockup

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

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'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

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"I make it myself!"

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"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

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