Wine And Dine Appreciator Pillows

Champagne coming from a hole in a shoe.

'A cheeky red?'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Grandma's caf

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

Pasta

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Great coffee, Carole."

"We'd like the roasted homework for two. And fetch us a bottle of your finest toilet water."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

Recycling bottle bank.

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"Would madam like to sniff the resealable cap?"

Red Wine

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

Wino Appreciation Group

"This time when they show us their latest acquisition, we'll gush regardless."

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

"This is a big wine. I recommend you order some big food."

Wine and Cheese

You are simply the Greatest

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

'I've found taking a sip of another table's wine is an effective conversation starter.'

"Put me through to City Stockbrokers please."

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

Still the Same

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock