Windy Graduate Mugs

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Make a lot of money."

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Good Luck!

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

Good Luck!

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

Day one, post grad

'Does my head look big in this?'

Teacher and students.

Baseball players and their qualifications.

Hear me, Graduates!

Student Debt

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

When English majors become waiters.

'Unfortunately our definition of 'job' differs.'

'After reviewing my student loans, I wrote my thesis on deficit spending.'

"Yes, you'll probably need to go to an elite university if you want to be able to play foosball at work."

Graduate

Student Debt.

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"