Tiny Graduate Mugs

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Make a lot of money."

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Good Luck!

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Good Luck!

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

Good Luck with your finals.

Day one, post grad

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

Teacher and students.

'Does my head look big in this?'

Believing that clothes make the man, Dave goes for the 'smart guy' look.

Hear me, Graduates!

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

Student Debt

GLAD-YOU-ATION

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

Little Miss Muffet's Graduation.

The Book Club

'Oh, yeah? Well, my kid has accrued more college loan debt than your kid!'