Windy Day Humor T-Shirts

'Wasn't that Superman?'

Captain steering house through flood.

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

Two cleaners at the zoo. They are sheltering under a giraffe to get out of the rain.

Holy Relics.

"Asides from today's wind-chill factor, what else might you consider all your parents' fault?"

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

"Don't let go, and lose my kite, Dad!"

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

'A real gentleman always carries an umbrella!'

"At least we have great fumes to run on!"

Hat Swap

"Thank god our drinks are protected."

Noah's umbrellas

Person who doesn't eat much blown away in the wind.

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

'Cold today, isn't it?' - 'Yes, I actually saw a solicitor with his hands in his own pockets.'

'Find yellow snow? I invented it.'

"We've got water views again."

'He's lost his mobile phone - it must be in his chair somewhere!'

Lid of a coffee cup blowing away in the wind

Inconsiderate Umbrella Use

Dinosaurs did not excel in the natural sciences.

"It must be a lot colder than I thought."

'Honey, there's a 37% chance I'll be home for dinner at six and a 65% chance I'll be there after eleven!'

Bob Dylan accidently finds some answers blowin' in the wind.

'If they sing row, row, row your boat one more time, I'm jumping ship!'

Wiper Swiper. A vagrant extorts money from motorist.

'Did you whistle?'