Windshield Wiper Adventurer Prints

Bugs on the Wiper Wiperblades ride.

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Diving Cat.

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Pianist carrying his instrument.

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

'For a moment there, I thought he was my kind of man, drinking doubles...'

To make ends meet Santa becomes an Uber driver. Miami Beach, please!

'Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! Boy I hate hot sand...'

"Seriously. . . I used to leap them in a single bound!"

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

"Surf's Up."

'I can't decide if I should go with Derek on a trip around the world on skateboards...or go with Joe and join a monastery in Tibet! What do you think?'

A pen metamorphosing into a butterfly

Budget tattoos.

"Don't ever order the quintuple espresso"

'Motorist's Guide To Insects.'

'Man, that new guy is nothing but a thug!'

"Looks like everybody brought their own lawyer."

I'd rather be skating in Kew

'As if the paper shortage isn't bad enough, now I hear there's an ink shortage.'

The Beautiful Florida Keys.

"I'll have one for the floor bartender..."

Finally, a fanny-pack he could be proud of.

"Do you think I care about rising oil prices?"

Aeroflot, "Welcome aboard flight 451, possibly to Sverdlousk."

' Her mother and I have told her a thousand times to start skating with her eyes open.'