Window Watcher Pillows

Staring out the window using a computer and a remote camera link

'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).

'It's disgraceful the way they build houses so close together!'

'Is this your son? We need to talk!'

"This window has a view of the park."

The Art Gallery

'It's not a force field dear, it's called a window...'

Happy Birthday Gran!

"I hate it when they play hard to get."

"John always fancied being a train driver."

'Quick, Mister, the ball! He's rounding second!'

'Careful, it's double glazing!'

A Peeping Tom.

Bird Torture.

'... And all of our products are fully guaranteed, until something goes wrong with them.'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'Look, Fred, there are pigeons on our window sill.'

"We live on a migration route."

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"The Bluebird of Happiness is telling you that you'll be happier if you put some birdseed on the windowsill."

"Even as we sit here, somewhere out there something is happening."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Time for vacation, time for work.

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'Beware of falling Humpty Dumpties.'

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'