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'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

But for most men it is the love of a fresh wind on the face.

French horn.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'Since I've been identifying with you, I've been appointed director of the Millwood Psychiatric Institute.'

"I'm going to level with you. I find you to be disturbingly insane."

Express Therapy

'The way this works is that you say the first thing that comes to your mind...'

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

Desert island wind-turbine.

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

'It's a deal then-I'll waive my fee if you'll do my son's birthay party..'

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

'This wasn't quite what I had in mind when you suggested 'alternative medicine''

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

Psychoanalyst turtle trying to help turtle patient come out of shell

Good shrink, bad shrink.

"He's a mental-health critic."

'I'm beginning to see some change in you.'

"This isn't what I had in mind. . ."

Psychiatry. I'm not fooling anybody but myself? Well, that's a start!

And just how long have you had this impending feeling of doom?

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

"I bark and I bark and I bark, and yet, somehow, I'm still unhappy."

"I'm going to use Aversion Therapy. Get better or pay me $300 an hour."