Wildlife Worker Mugs

Madame Carioca enjoyed working with tigers.

'You'll get over it, Carrutheres - sometimes we all feel like we're being nibbled to death by ducks!'

City Zoo: Day Care

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Monkey-artist

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

"Touché"

Save the unicorn.

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

Climate Change

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

Camping with Mr. Thorough

'Still no sign of life.'

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

"People don't give me bread crumbs. I take them."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"He's not on the critical list, but he's on the Endangered Species list."