Wildlife Park Worker Mugs

'It means the public, Bill, not the keepers.'

City Zoo: Day Care

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

"Cat box"

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Sign my yearbook?"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Mind the whale, dear."

Piranhaclaus

Duck Hunt

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Tallyho!"

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Monkey-artist

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'