Wildlife Organizer Mugs

Goose Flowchart

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Polluted geese

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

A mother and baby elephant

Fly Fishing

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Bears catching fish

'I admire your floatibility.'

Bee flying to another flower.

The Salmon Run

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Beaver tower

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"That's mine!"

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

The melting polar ice caps

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"You've changed."

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Thug life on safari.

Igloo for birds.