Wildlife Champion T-Shirts

"Hey! Endangered species here, if you don't mind!"

"It's not any better up our way, either."

"The Nominees"

"Well I've been mainly resident in the veldt but I've had to move since the place became overrun with poachers!"

STRIP Animals getting revenge on tree cutter

'Foreclosure? You should try having extinction hanging over your head!'

'For someone on the verge of extinction he looks surprisingly well.'

Global Warming

Melting North Pole

City Zoo: Day Care

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Wildlife

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Giraffe Umbrella

Polluted geese

A mother and baby elephant

"Look, a bug!"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Garden Goddess.

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

Giraffe Selfie

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"