Wildlife Biologists Pillows

'Look,if you're going to hang out with us, first thing you gotta' do is lose the bell.'

"Tonight, on Animal Planet, the mating habits of the pink-bellied Rudy Park."

'The Tusk Fairy'

'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Wildlife

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Giraffe Umbrella

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Polluted geese

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

A mother and baby elephant

"Look, a bug!"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Garden Goddess.

Frog in the puddles.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"The unlucky lemming"

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Koala

"Koalas when no one's looking"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Marco ..."

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"