Wildflower Enthusiast Mugs

No Mow May

Weeds

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Social distancing

Doing the borders.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Rose Garden

Yardless: Please help

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Bee flying to another flower.

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Dog in Daisys

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Labor Day Flowers

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Frog flirting.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Botany Baby!

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

The wife whisperer.

Mad about Roses!