Wilderness Wannabe Pillows

"Me TREE TOAD!"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

The Runaway Horse

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

New Guy.

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Sport Utility Boot.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

Desert Island Mishap

"How's the salmon?"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.