Wilderness Expert Prints

"Cat box"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

"How's the salmon?"

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Crocodile

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

Kangeroo and joey

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

Caliologist

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

'This is you, enlarged.'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"But his vulnerability is what I like about him."

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

"And that's why you go on safari."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'Hi Mom He followed me home, Can I keep him'