Wilderness Enthuasiast T-Shirts

"Howdy! I'm working on my wilderness survival. Want some Sassafras tea?!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Carefree luggage.

The experienced backpacker.

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Runaway Horse

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Polluted geese

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Allotment

Romantic Giraffes

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

A large leaf falling on a dog

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'