Wild Swimming Prints

'Help! Cold! Help!'

Man preparing to swim the channel covers himself in goose fat and notices that a man preparing to paddle is doing the same.

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

"I'm just off for a wild water swim!"

Bitchbark Canoe

On holiday.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Swan Fairy Tales

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'He lives for his holidays.'

Bring your own inflatable.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Bears catching fish

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Privates Beach"

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"