Wild Lawyer Mugs

"We found him wandering aimlessly in the woods. He was raised in the city by a pack of lawyers."

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me."

'I wonder what the statue of limitations is on something like this?'

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'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

After we hibernate, there's always so many take out menus to gather up

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

'I've invented copyright.'

"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."

'The prisons are full, so I'm releasing you back into the wild.'

"His teacher says he'll be as famous as Dick Turpin one day."

Stick Bandit

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

'A raise in my allowance is fine, dad. But what I'm really after is power of attorney.'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

A Clothes Lion

'Then it's agreed. You give sun, water and carbon dioxide and in return, you get oxygen.'

'The Not so Great Escape.'

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'So many loopholes, so little time.'

"As a manufacturer you're involved in a GLOBAL business and you need to cover yourself against all potential claims. . ."

'We're going to need a bigger rug or we're sunk.'

"I canceled my membership, but they keep withdrawing money. I've lost 15 pounds so far fighting them in court."

"Officer, shouldn't this be a time for healing?"

"His hairdresser died last year, and he won't go to anyone else."

"If you want to win this case, you're going to need a magician."