Legal Warrior Mugs

"I canceled my membership, but they keep withdrawing money. I've lost 15 pounds so far fighting them in court."

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

Van Morrison starts legal battle with N Irish Govt. over blanket ban on live music

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

There were originally four musketeers. He said that the pen is mightier than the sword.

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

Big Brother.

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

Information about information about information about information.

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

"I dunno...ask him."

I Litigate Therefore I Am.

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

Keystone XL

The Seahoover

'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'

Information Security

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

Time is running out for Julian Assange.

"It's not easy being green…"

'You'll make lots of money and eat a little caca... that's what attorneys do.'

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

The relationship between you and your employer is not one of equals....Being in a union fixes the imbalance!

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'