Wigs Prints

"Genuine mammoth."

'Well, somebody's got to fluff my wig.'

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

'...why pay a fortune...'

'Great wig. Where did you get it?.'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Silly wig.

A man taking a bow

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Lady in a pretty dress

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

Edward Elgar.

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

Judge getting hair done.

Jurassic Pork!

'Alright, I don't want you raising a stink in here like last time!'

Barrister startled by a witness' description of him

"That wig makes you look 10 years sillier!"

Whale Pattern Balding

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

1784: Wigs are all the rage

'Yes dear, I was in a hurry to get home, why?'

'Perfect.'

"I couldn't find my other wig."

'If you must know, because my hairpiece blew away!'

Pets: Bring home the bacon.

'Rats, even this flying carpet we bought on the internet doesn't work! We're really not meant to fly...'

Frankenhog.