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"This is my last visit, Martha. I got the marriage posthumously annulled."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

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"Same old same old. How about you?"

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

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'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

Buggy with Snowplow.

'Beware of teething baby.'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'It's a chicken.'

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

'Hey, Dad. We learned all about the Kama Sutra at school today... Oh no, not the Kama Sutra, I mean The Magna Carta.'

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

"Why not pay someone to clean out the gutters?" "Total waste of good beer money." And just like that, Gail became a widow.

"Congratulations! It's centuplets!"

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."