Widower Finding Love Mugs

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"Why not pay someone to clean out the gutters?" "Total waste of good beer money." And just like that, Gail became a widow.

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

Ultimately love would find her...

Tasty.

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

"We got him onto an exercise bike, but I'm afraid it was too late."

"It's all about compromise. He's not dishwasher safe and I'm not microwave safe, but we make it work."

"Well, I can say if it wasn't for tragedy, I would not be here."

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"I'm afraid Larry sleeps with more than just the fishes."

"You like taking long walks in the rain? My dogs will love you!"

'Wow - My kind of man.'

'We met online.'

"I'm a free woman. Edgar tried to cross the road."

"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."

"Would it kill you to help around the house for once?!"

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

Widow shows a portrait of herself

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

Arnold Hazlet and beloved wife Tamira (unless she married that guy across the street)

Lady to tombstone: 'Sam, I invested all of your money in an IPO last week ... we're millionaires!'

An elderly woman with a heart-shaped ear trumpet

"Dead! How do you know he's dead? You're a dermatologist."

'It was the funeral home's idea.'