Wicca Enthusiast Gifts

Yes, Wiccan!

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

100% carbon neutral

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Rocket and Witch Race

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Witch's Brew.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Devi's brew?"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Witches Checkout.

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'She's still a novice yet.'

Psychic diving competition.

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

"At least she's reading."

A voodoo doctor.

Witch dice.

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

Fear of Flying Seminar

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?