Whoopee Cushion Prankster Gifts

Funky Facts:Schools.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

'He ate all the magnets off of the refrigerator.'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'I told Dad you painted his car!'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

Hallowe'en wake up call

'Dog got your clog?'

Self-walking dog

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

"Yes, we've not told you before about bringing your cat to work... we thought it was just a plush toy!"

'Hello, is that Dugdame and Son's, the plumber?'

'First they taught me how to fetch the newspaper, later they taught me how to pee on it, but I I reversed that sequence and all hell broke loose.'

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

Best in Heat.

Happy New Year

'What - this is no parrot? Are you sure? The pet shop salesman is such an idiot! He should really look for a new job, eh?'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."