Wholesale Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'These are job perks.'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Motivation to work

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

Belief and Trust.

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

SupermarketAwful Market.

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

Cuba united against blocking off the country

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'Our giant sale now on!'

Last Chance for Everything.

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

'Once we switch to information processing, just imagine how much data this baby will handle.'

TTIP

A graph falling off the chart and through the floor.

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'