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A tombstone in a cemetery reads "Prentiss W. Burchmeyer - Born July 16, 1908, Dined at the White House May 3, 1984, Died March 30 1987".

'I know the Oval Office is in the West Wing. I wonder what mischief goes on in the East Wing?'

Sir Winston Churchill

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

That's What Happens

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

John F. Kennedy

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

US National holiday

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time

Legalish

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Today, tech stocks rose on news the latest gadgets avoided internet censorship by the Iranian government.'

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

New GOP Election Laws: "Look at it this way. . . we're making it easier for you to climb that tree...!"

Martin Luther King and Obama.

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."