White-collar Detective T-Shirts

"This was not in the Audit Plan."

Computer monitor for a head.

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

'Henderson makes money the old fashioned way - White collar crime.'

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

White Collar Crime.

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

A deadline comes to chew up a worker.

Business Sisyphus

Financial Corruption

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

'Apparently 'executive assistant' is just a fancy term for scapegoat.'

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

"I was just trying to kick-start the economy. Guess I kicked too hard."

'It's a vicious cycle Walters.'

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

'Another stressful day at the office dear?'

'My only regret is not waiting for deregulation.'

"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up."

'I think I'd have an easier time thinking out-of-the-box if I didn't have to spend the entire day in a cubicle.'

'You're too late...I embezzled it.'

"How do you feel about doing time?"

"Okay, let's hear some weaknesses."

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

"I've never met one, but I hear offices have fire drills."

'Look, I've been in meetings all day...I'll clean my dish in the morning.'

A rabbit sits at an office desk, the edges of which are lined with numerous framed pictures of his many offspring.