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"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

'Henderson makes money the old fashioned way - White collar crime.'

White Collar Crime.

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

A deadline comes to chew up a worker.

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

'We've got a new DNA database...'

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

Bureau of Missing Persons

"You're under arrest for an attempted murder."

"Yours is the worst case of identity theft I've investigated."

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

"I'm home, with all my DNA."

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

'Quite frankly sir, I think you're stifling my creativity.'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

'Apparently 'executive assistant' is just a fancy term for scapegoat.'

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

A giant hand identifies giant legs in a police line-up.

"I've come about the guitar lessons..."

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

The Line-up