White Collar Crime Sleuth Pillows

"I was just trying to kick-start the economy. Guess I kicked too hard."

'Henderson makes money the old fashioned way - White collar crime.'

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

'Apparently 'executive assistant' is just a fancy term for scapegoat.'

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

'And what if I did doctor the documents? I'm a doctor.'

'Nice try buddy, but we know the score. You were involved, but you only played a small part. What we want to know is who orchestrated this thing.'

'My only regret is not waiting for deregulation.'

"I hear this place is a hotbed of international pancakes."

"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up."

"What we're going to say to the jury is 'Love the embezzler. Hate the embezzlement."

"How do you feel about doing time?"

Brewer & Jones: Washington, DC, New York, Attica, Leavenworth, Sing Sing.

'When to sell a stock? My rule has been to do it when I'm ready to skip the country with my client's assets.'

"So what can you tell us about this escaped master of disguise, John?"

"I'm sorry, Mr Weinstock can't see you at the moment - he's on the run."

"The real money is in not getting caught."

"The government certainly isn't wasting our hard earned tax money...we're tax evaders!"

"I was at a high-powered investment firm for seven years and a high-powered penal institution for a year and a half."

White Collar Crime.

'I loved working for the bank. I was taking home $250,000 a week.'

"I don't appreciate you questioning my integrity. Especially since I've skipped town and can't be there to defend it."

Accounting Department, Legal Department, Jail.

"This was not in the Audit Plan."

"Why don't you lot concentrate on catching some real criminals? - Like motorists?"

"'Small potatoes' is no defense."

'Miss Webley, dump all our bailout funds into my offshore account, but make it look like an accident.'

'This CEO was a man of many abilities, lacking only one...deniability.'

Georgia the forger meets Frank from the bank.

"I would never launder money. It requires dry cleaning."

"I keep pretty busy on the outside. If it weren't for these occasional incarcerations, I'd never get any vacation at all."