Whistleblower Humorist Gifts

It's a special whistle for emergencies. Only my attorney can hear it.

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

The transparent safe box of Panama

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Panama Papers Scandal

The Corporate Trust: 'Since we have an agreement of transparency with the feds, I don't need to remind all of you that this meeting never happened.'

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

Bribery and Corruption.

Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

J. Edgar - F.B.Eye Lives On.

Goal!

USA 2030

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

NHS targets

'We want to get maximum publicity on this, Klodnik, so release it to Wikileaks.'

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

"Is Wikileaks' release of hacked government information protected by freedom of speech?"

"You have to handle complaints very carefully, the shredder is at the end of the corridor."

"You know how to whistle don't you Steve, you just put your lips together and blow. . . but I wouldn't recommend it."

Referee's Free Kick Pack

Facebook in Crisis

'At least he kept his promise not to go to the media or government.'

"Those are muzzles for whistleblowers."

Fascism? You're Soaking In It.

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

"This just in: alternative facts are not facts. They're lies. I'm a delinquent ten-year-old and even I know that."