Whistle Blower Mugs

"What a match...have you seen that crazy guy running across the field? He was irritating players and fans! I want to know why the scurity guards did not stop him!" "Becase he was the referee."

'He kicked me!'

'Hmmm, identifiable markings: striped shirt, whistle. Ah, he must be refereeus footballicus.'

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

"Uh oh, lights are going on everywhere. I guess its still too loud."

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

Bribery and Corruption.

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

USA 2030

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

NHS targets

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

Alpine Pipe

'Ref!!'

'At least he kept his promise not to go to the media or government.'

Football Blockers.

Referee's Free Kick Pack

"You know how to whistle don't you Steve, you just put your lips together and blow. . . but I wouldn't recommend it."

Facebook in Crisis

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

"You don't like my new whistle?"

'Timeout! ... Coaching change.'

"I don't understand why we sweep for illegal surveillance bugs every day, when It'll all be leaked to the press or on twitter the next day anyway."