Whiskered Muse Seeker Gifts

Meower...Mate...Model...Muse.

"Do me next."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Diving Cat.

"He's deliciously vintage."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"Don't interrupt! I finally found my muse."

A stairway leading into a heart leads out from the brain.

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

"I didn't plagiarize. My muse must have."

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

"Quit moving"

Eureka!

I WRITE FOR THOSE/WHO STARE OUT WINDOWS/WITH LITTLE HAIR ON THEIR TOES

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

Writer's energy

A writer fishes for inspiration.

"I've tried seated and crouching but you really can't beat a sleeping nude."

'Our relationship isn't easy when she's always bringing up my past!'

"My first husband was Roland, 'The Human Cannonball', .... and then one day he didn't go ballistic."

'Oh Wise One, I have but one question... why are we here?'

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

Ouija board speaks recorded options

'How's it coming along Monsieur Lautrec?'

'It's not an optical illusion, madame, it just looks that way!'

'THERE'S my mojo.'

God's Writers Block