Whiskered Audiophile Gifts

A cat listening to a record player

At the rock concert...

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Diving Cat.

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Couple sharing earbuds.

Music for car stereos

"I pulled a few strings to get you this job, Simmons. Don't spend your day playing with them."

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

Heaven and Hell

At the CD shop.

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

'Mom, will you play me a bedtime story on tape?'

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

No stopping. I'm binge-listening.

Air Pods.

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

Cats the musical

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

The Scream Painting