Whimsy Seekers Gifts

"And this is the juvenile court."

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

"What a pro."

'If it works, Andy, you can expect a visit from the skin fairy tonight, ready?'

Snail Taxi.

Submarine and Mermaid

Whale

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

"Remember, when you score all hell will break loose!"

"Cruz, it's not a 'chicken run'...we're not going out for chicken. It's a 'running of the chickens'! They'll be chasing us down in the street! I mean, c'mon! It doesn't get any crazier than that!"

Ricochet

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

'What - pigs can't fly?! Why wasn't I informed of that before??'

'It's a transmidder to God!'

Cow who jumped over the moon with a calf hanging of its udders.

Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.

'We found you in a cabbage!'

'Excuse me, ma'am . . . . I believe this is yours.'

Flying Pigs

"Life's too short to be taken seriously..."

Mr. Punch riding a dog

One extra large latte with whole milk

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

Humpty dumpty and the cow who jumped over the moon

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Head over Hooves

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Riding School Chaos

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"