Whimsy Hunter Gifts

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'It's from Goldilocks's lawyer. Apparently, she's suing us because she burnt her mouth on the hot porridge.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Head over Hooves

Children's Feast.

Cheeze Wiz.

Glance Exchange

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Riding School Chaos

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Laughing Zone Ahead

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

"I think it loves us."

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Fly fishing.

Through the Looking Glass - The Lion and the Unicorn Fight

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Dreams I have had...

Bathroom Fairy

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.