Whimsical Woof Admirer Pillows

'It's sad to see a good dog go bad.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Well, that one got away."

Apple Pie Abduction

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Cow Kong

Mouse with a cat cake.

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

Witches Checkout.

Reindeer

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

The Karate Kitten.

A chip off the old block...

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

Know your dog - The brain.

Mephistopheles

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

Babe in the woods!

CX909708

"He's sending an instant message."

Collective unconscious.

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

Cherub string quartets

'How is the cat getting on with your new pet snake?'

"Hey Gus, there's a guy playing the pipe in town: Let's go and follow him..."

An snail shell with a chimney

Mermaids