Whimsical Wine Enthusiast Mugs

'Of course you feel unwell. You have too much blood in your alcohol stream!'

'You know, our collection of bottle bags is worth more than our collection of wines.'

'Gentlemen, tonight's special is broiled sea urchin, with raspberries, over candy corn, with a goat's milk sauce. I would suggest a wine to recommend with it, had I attended sommelier school in the Twilight Zone.'

Wine Lady

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

At the mobile tracking test lab.

"Hey! Waiter! This is a dessert wine!"

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

'House red please.'

'Sir has made the most discerning choice to wash it down with Drain Glug.'

'Hey, bartender! This scotch is watered down!'

'How wonderful, I've always wanted to meet a connoisseur of wines costing under £4.99 a bottle.'

'Mmm...it's got a good nose on it.'

"This bottle is defective - it stopped pouring!"

Angelic Wine

"This wine has hints of rebellion with a lingering finish of rugged individuality - did you buy this to defy me?"

'How did I fill all this in for only $75.00? Easy, I only collect corked wines.'

Swine List

"What wine would you recommend to go with male chauvinist pork?"

Don't confuse me with justice, counselor. Justice is blind. I'm just blind drunk.

'If the pesticides, herbicides and fungicides keep us from selling this as wine, how about we go into the nightlight business?'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great wines for under $5.00 a bottle.'

"Dinner is poured."

'Yes, it's me again.'

"Wine with dinner tonight, Tom - and it's locally sourced!"

'Look, Emily, a wine cartoon. I had no idea wine was humorous.'

Mom wine tasting